http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/-t1.htm Jokes, funny news, funny pics and videos, etc. Sat, 04 Sep 2010 19:49:44 GMT 10 http://i87.servimg.com/u/f87/14/07/09/60/rclogo23.gif http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/-t1.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/getting-old-t2717.htm Julie Comedy Corner Sat, 04 Sep 2010 19:49:44 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/getting-old-t2717.htm#66075 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/getting-old-t2717.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/yearly-check-up-t2643.htm Calypso
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him,
"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"
]]> Comedy Corner Sun, 15 Aug 2010 01:52:05 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/yearly-check-up-t2643.htm#61760 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/yearly-check-up-t2643.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/a-horse-a-chicken-and-a-harley-t2633.htm sitemama A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley: On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. ... Comedy Corner Fri, 13 Aug 2010 01:19:42 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/a-horse-a-chicken-and-a-harley-t2633.htm#61254 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/a-horse-a-chicken-and-a-harley-t2633.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/little-johnny-strikes-again-t1961.htm Snaz Little Johnny Strikes Again.... The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating. The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate', not fascinating. Sally raised her hand. She said, "'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good ... Comedy Corner Wed, 03 Feb 2010 03:48:40 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/little-johnny-strikes-again-t1961.htm#32274 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/little-johnny-strikes-again-t1961.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/clean-your-computer-from-the-inside-t2610.htm Julie

http://www.raincitystory.com/flash/screenclean.swf]]> Comedy Corner Fri, 06 Aug 2010 02:50:35 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/clean-your-computer-from-the-inside-t2610.htm#60040 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/clean-your-computer-from-the-inside-t2610.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/donald-daisy-t2508.htm Piper Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. "Yes, we do," the ... Comedy Corner Wed, 23 Jun 2010 14:49:21 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/donald-daisy-t2508.htm#51172 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/donald-daisy-t2508.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/chocolate-calculator-t2493.htm Piper Here we go again, get your calculator ready, set, go....! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH This is pretty neat. DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute . Work this out as you read . Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First of ... Comedy Corner Sun, 13 Jun 2010 23:30:19 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/chocolate-calculator-t2493.htm#49688 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/chocolate-calculator-t2493.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/you-know-you-grew-up-in-tornado-alley-if-t2350.htm pi-girl Well, I had to put this in here since there are several comments about tornadoes in the Chatter Room 'What's Your Weather Thread'...These are OH, SO TRUE for those of us who have lived with tornadoes all of our lives!!! (Comments in blue below are mine.) Red highlights show the ones that I can relate to... You know you grew up in tornado alley if... The first thing you do if you hear tornado sirens during the day is check your watch to see if it's noon...or run outside to look. You ... Comedy Corner Tue, 04 May 2010 04:39:29 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/you-know-you-grew-up-in-tornado-alley-if-t2350.htm#44200 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/you-know-you-grew-up-in-tornado-alley-if-t2350.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/senior-moment-t2444.htm KariBear Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember .. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks. 'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?' 'Sure..' 'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks. 'No, I can ... Comedy Corner Wed, 02 Jun 2010 19:15:34 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/senior-moment-t2444.htm#48114 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/senior-moment-t2444.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/leaving-work-early-t2433.htm sitemama Leaving Work Early Three Girls all worked in the same office with the Same female boss. Each day, they watched the Boss leave work early. One day, the girls Decided that, when the boss left, they would Leave right behind her. After all, she Never called or came back to work, so how would She know they went home early? The Brunette was Thrilled to be home early...she did a little Gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went To bed early. ... Comedy Corner Fri, 28 May 2010 02:13:26 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/leaving-work-early-t2433.htm#47180 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/leaving-work-early-t2433.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/more-suthen-isms-t2402.htm sitemama More Suthen-ism's: Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them. Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess." Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder." Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, as in: "Going to town, be back ... Comedy Corner Thu, 20 May 2010 15:50:01 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/more-suthen-isms-t2402.htm#45955 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/more-suthen-isms-t2402.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/southern-womengod-love-um-t2401.htm sitemama God Love Um . . Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their cities ... Comedy Corner Thu, 20 May 2010 15:46:21 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/southern-womengod-love-um-t2401.htm#45954 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/southern-womengod-love-um-t2401.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/traffic-camera-t2373.htm sitemama Traffic Camera I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding. Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now I began to think that this was quite funny, so I drove even slower as I passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed I tried a fourth and fifth time ... Comedy Corner Mon, 10 May 2010 00:07:09 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/traffic-camera-t2373.htm#44809 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/traffic-camera-t2373.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/surely-i-can-t-look-that-old-t2361.htm pi-girl MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT. THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY ... Comedy Corner Thu, 06 May 2010 03:01:13 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/surely-i-can-t-look-that-old-t2361.htm#44408 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/surely-i-can-t-look-that-old-t2361.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/gotta-pee-t2263.htm pi-girl Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to ... Comedy Corner Sat, 17 Apr 2010 03:01:34 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/gotta-pee-t2263.htm#42293 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/gotta-pee-t2263.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/if-you-are-30-or-older-you-might-think-this-is-hilarious-t2323.htm Julie If you are 30, or older, you might think this is hilarious! When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning.... Uphill... Barefoot... BOTH ways… yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in the world I was going to lay a bunch of stuff like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy ... Comedy Corner Tue, 27 Apr 2010 04:04:34 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/if-you-are-30-or-older-you-might-think-this-is-hilarious-t2323.htm#43417 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/if-you-are-30-or-older-you-might-think-this-is-hilarious-t2323.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/life-thoughts-by-ducky-t2321.htm pi-girl Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. ~ I saw a woman wearing a tank top with 'Guess' on it. So, I said, "Implants?" She hit me. ~ Now that food has replaced sex in my life... I can't even get into my own pants. ~ Comedy Corner Tue, 27 Apr 2010 01:24:28 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/life-thoughts-by-ducky-t2321.htm#43392 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/life-thoughts-by-ducky-t2321.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/telephone-service-t2264.htm pi-girl Lawrence, Kansas, December 12, 2008 A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned ... Comedy Corner Sat, 17 Apr 2010 03:07:29 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/telephone-service-t2264.htm#42294 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/telephone-service-t2264.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/before-the-computer-t2224.htm sitemama Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A virus was the flu A CD was a bank account A hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And if you had a 3.5 inch floppy. . . . . . . You just hoped nobody ever found out!?! Comedy Corner Mon, 05 Apr 2010 03:30:56 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/before-the-computer-t2224.htm#40744 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/before-the-computer-t2224.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/your-yearly-brain-test-t2207.htm Piper It's that time of year to take our annual brain test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin. 1. ... Comedy Corner Wed, 31 Mar 2010 17:58:09 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/your-yearly-brain-test-t2207.htm#40327 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/your-yearly-brain-test-t2207.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/more-photo-humor-t1966.htm FystyAngel Plumber with a sense of humor! Gotta love this guy!! THIS IS WHAT SAD LOOKS LIKE THIS IS WHAT SORRY LOOKS LIKE BAD SPELLING PRIVACY PLEASE LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU? BAD JUDGMENT SHOCKING ACCIDENT POLICE HARD AT WORK McBURNT I'D RATHER HOLD IT PILE UP THIS IS GOING TO HURT FORGOT SOMETHING? LET ME EXPLAIN THESE WILL MAKE YOU SMILE! HOW TO HANDLE A PROBLEM NEIGHBOR The Ass Family Boy Genius! Good ... Comedy Corner Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:26:09 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/more-photo-humor-t1966.htm#32308 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/more-photo-humor-t1966.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/double-check-the-e-mail-address-before-sending-t2107.htm pi-girl A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, ... Comedy Corner Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:47:18 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/double-check-the-e-mail-address-before-sending-t2107.htm#36370 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/double-check-the-e-mail-address-before-sending-t2107.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/new-names-t2108.htm pi-girl My New Name is Crusty Dippinchunks. Do the following to discover yours! 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your ... Comedy Corner Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:58:07 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/new-names-t2108.htm#36371 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/new-names-t2108.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/whodunit-t2201.htm Justice4all "That site's initials" and RC comparisons shallow I know."]]> Comedy Corner Sat, 27 Mar 2010 18:07:33 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/whodunit-t2201.htm#39862 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/whodunit-t2201.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/puns-t2070.htm pi-girl ~Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. ~A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." ~A dyslexic alcoholic walks into a bra. ~A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer, please. And one for the road." ~Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" ~An ... Comedy Corner Fri, 26 Feb 2010 04:15:07 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/puns-t2070.htm#34863 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/puns-t2070.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/the-day-the-penis-asked-for-a-raise-t2135.htm FystyAngel The Day the Penis asked for a Raise ........... I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss ~~~~~~~ The Response Dear Penis: ... Comedy Corner Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:51:15 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/the-day-the-penis-asked-for-a-raise-t2135.htm#37010 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/the-day-the-penis-asked-for-a-raise-t2135.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/how-fairy-tales-really-end-t2134.htm FystyAngel How fairy tales REALLY end .......... Cinderella Snow White Little red riding hood Sleeping beauty Jasmine (Aladdin) Belle (Beauty and the beast) The little mermaid Comedy Corner Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:43:36 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/how-fairy-tales-really-end-t2134.htm#37009 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/how-fairy-tales-really-end-t2134.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/italian-bank-robber-t2133.htm FystyAngel Italian Bank Robber A hooded armed robber bursts into the Bank of Italy and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot, one brave Italian customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shoots the guy in the head without hesitation! He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. One of the tellers is looking straight at him. The robber walks over and calmly shoots him in the head. ... Comedy Corner Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:36:05 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/italian-bank-robber-t2133.htm#37008 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/italian-bank-robber-t2133.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/hmmmcomputer-terms-t2085.htm pi-girl A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, V)alium? ASCII to ASCII, Dos to Dos Another Megabytes the Dust Bad command or file name. Go stand in corner. C:\Belfry is where I keep my .bat files (Lol...wrong kind of bat...) Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped? Hex Dump: Where witches put used curses If at first you don't succeed, call it Version 1.0 Memory Dump: Amnesia Senile.com found...Out of Memory Shift ... Comedy Corner Wed, 03 Mar 2010 04:34:20 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/hmmmcomputer-terms-t2085.htm#35608 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/hmmmcomputer-terms-t2085.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/cleaning-poem-t2082.htm pi-girl I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I'd been 'putering And I had to answer "yes." He told me to get off my butt And tidy up the house. And so I started cleaning up... The smudges off my mouse. I wiped and shined the topside. That really did the trick... I was just admiring my work. I didn't mean to 'click.' But click, I did, and oops! I found A real absorbing site That I got SO way into... I was into it all night. (Sigh) Nothing's ... Comedy Corner Tue, 02 Mar 2010 02:57:57 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/cleaning-poem-t2082.htm#35384 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/cleaning-poem-t2082.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/nancy-grace-parody-t2052.htm Piper Comedy Corner Mon, 22 Feb 2010 02:08:14 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/nancy-grace-parody-t2052.htm#34175 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/nancy-grace-parody-t2052.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/girls-trip-t2047.htm pi-girl Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip - shopping, casinos, massages, facials. Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going. Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do? Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar drinking a glass of wine. "Wow, how long have you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting you ... Comedy Corner Sat, 20 Feb 2010 20:42:11 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/girls-trip-t2047.htm#34028 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/girls-trip-t2047.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/country-folks-look-at-things-a-little-differently-t2032.htm pi-girl When you're from the country you look at things a little differently. A Montana rancher got in his pickup, drove to a neighboring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your Dad home?" the rancher asked. “No sir, he isn't," the boy replied. "He went into town." "Well," said the rancher, "Is your Mother here?" "No sir, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad." "How about ... Comedy Corner Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:42:20 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/country-folks-look-at-things-a-little-differently-t2032.htm#33735 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/country-folks-look-at-things-a-little-differently-t2032.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/when-it-s-ok-to-use-the-f-word-t2023.htm FystyAngel Comedy Corner Tue, 16 Feb 2010 01:52:44 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/when-it-s-ok-to-use-the-f-word-t2023.htm#33473 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/when-it-s-ok-to-use-the-f-word-t2023.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/redneck-valentine-love-poem-t2006.htm pi-girl Redneck Valentine Love Poem SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE, SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE; SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, "SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER." SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL; BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL, YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YO' MOTHER, BUT WILL AND JOE, ... Comedy Corner Thu, 11 Feb 2010 05:36:55 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/redneck-valentine-love-poem-t2006.htm#32978 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/redneck-valentine-love-poem-t2006.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/lizard-birth-t2003.htm Cali The following story was received in an email: Lizard Birth If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead Goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD ! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was 'something wrong' with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. 'He's just lying there looking ... Comedy Corner Thu, 11 Feb 2010 03:59:17 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/lizard-birth-t2003.htm#32962 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/lizard-birth-t2003.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/anger-management-t1996.htm Piper
It helps to sit down, take a moment to cool off,

and think about the problem.






]]> Comedy Corner Wed, 10 Feb 2010 14:38:58 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/anger-management-t1996.htm#32886 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/anger-management-t1996.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/more-cute-photo-humor-t1991.htm Piper And last but not least, this one is precious! Comedy Corner Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:41:33 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/more-cute-photo-humor-t1991.htm#32803 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/more-cute-photo-humor-t1991.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/the-woman-lied-t1988.htm FystyAngel The Woman Lied One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the ... Comedy Corner Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:45:51 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/the-woman-lied-t1988.htm#32719 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/the-woman-lied-t1988.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/biblical-humor-t1985.htm sitemama Subject: Biblical Humor It doesn't hurt to have a little Biblical humor to start the day..... Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth? A. Ruthless. Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ? A. German Shepherds. Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? ... Comedy Corner Sun, 07 Feb 2010 00:40:40 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/biblical-humor-t1985.htm#32609 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/biblical-humor-t1985.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/blonde-jokes-t1963.htm Snaz ~1~ Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away.... Florida or the moon? The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you SEE Florida?????" ~2~ A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor." She ... Comedy Corner Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:21:07 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/blonde-jokes-t1963.htm#32281 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/blonde-jokes-t1963.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/news-flash-t1964.htm Snaz News Flash!!!!!

Lorena Bobbitt's sister was arrested yesterday for trying to do the same thing to her husband as her famous sister did many years ago.

The sister was not as accurate as Lorena.

She missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper leg, causing severe muscle and tendon damage.

She has been charged with a misdeweiner.]]> Comedy Corner Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:31:14 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/news-flash-t1964.htm#32282 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/news-flash-t1964.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/a-dead-duck-t1962.htm Snaz A Dead Duck A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet. "How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you ... Comedy Corner Wed, 03 Feb 2010 04:04:11 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/a-dead-duck-t1962.htm#32278 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/a-dead-duck-t1962.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/relationships-t1957.htm FystyAngel Comedy Corner Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:52:23 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/relationships-t1957.htm#32227 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/relationships-t1957.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/has-anyone-ever-seen-any-of-these-people-in-walmart-t1956.htm FystyAngel Has anyone ever seen any of these people in Walmart? Yes, yes, yes! Best part about the holidays are fugly sweaters! Oh man, I don’t even know what’s going on in that thing but I’m loving every minute of it. I hope you are picking out some nice underwear for us to look at since it’s pretty obvious you like wearing your skirt high enough to let us study what you got going on back there. Oh, wow! Do you call the cops or invite him over for some beers so you can listen to ... Comedy Corner Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:45:28 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/has-anyone-ever-seen-any-of-these-people-in-walmart-t1956.htm#32226 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/has-anyone-ever-seen-any-of-these-people-in-walmart-t1956.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/it-was-so-cold-in-atlanta-t1955.htm FystyAngel
]]> Comedy Corner Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:18:16 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/it-was-so-cold-in-atlanta-t1955.htm#32225 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/it-was-so-cold-in-atlanta-t1955.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/ups-t1954.htm FystyAngel Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs. After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then Pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some ... Comedy Corner Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:16:41 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/ups-t1954.htm#32224 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/ups-t1954.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/circumcised-t1953.htm FystyAngel Circumcised A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion ... Comedy Corner Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:08:12 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/circumcised-t1953.htm#32223 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/circumcised-t1953.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/coca-cola-happiness-machine-fun-to-watch-t1952.htm khintx Comedy Corner Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:58:39 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/coca-cola-happiness-machine-fun-to-watch-t1952.htm#32222 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/coca-cola-happiness-machine-fun-to-watch-t1952.htm http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/inner-peace-t1841.htm Piper Inner Peace: This is so true If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment , If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can ... Comedy Corner Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:33:05 GMT http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/inner-peace-t1841.htm#29226 http://www.realitychatter.com/comedy-corner-f6/inner-peace-t1841.htm