Maxine's Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care

Maxine's Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care



While discussing the upcoming Universal Health CareProgram, I think we have found the solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.

So here is the solution.

When you turn 70, you get a gun and 3 bullets

You are allowed to shoot one senator and 2 representatives. Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem! New hip, knee, kidney,lung, heart? Well bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this. The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax

I LOVE Maxine!!!!!!

I always said I'd rob a bank or post office...since federal prisons are much nicer than state prisions (so I've been told)...just rob it and sit down and wait for LE to come...

Sure beats getting old by yourself, hungry, and aching.

Estee, can I be your accomplice so we can go together? I think we would have lots of fun and turn that place into a play room instead of a prison.