Little Johnny Strikes Again....

Little Johnny Strikes Again....


The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate', not fascinating.

Sally raised her hand. She said, "'My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate' not fascinated."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and laughed so hard she cried.

Remember reading all the jokes about 'Little Johnny'?
You know, the kid that the teachers are afraid to call on for answers in the class, for fear of what he might say...
Well, finally a photo of 'Little Johnny' has surfaced.
See if you can find him in the picture!



The theme of this picture was, 'Make a funny face'!





I knew you'd be able to find him

Is it the Kyron look-alike? First kid on front row?

What grade are these kids in? Someone's mom and dad are going to be very upset.

Mama.... I didn't even notice that he resembled Kyron. This joke is from a long time ago and has nothing to do with Kyron. oops.

It just goes to show you, there are lots of little boys who look like Kyron, even back 4 years ago. LOL