Life Thoughts by Ducky
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Life Thoughts by Ducky
by pi-girl on Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:24 pm
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
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I saw a woman wearing a tank top with 'Guess' on it. So, I said, "Implants?"
She hit me.
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Now that food has replaced sex in my life...
I can't even get into my own pants.
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~Where the heart is willing, it will find a thousand ways. Where it is unwilling, it will find a thousand
excuses." ~
"Do not save your loving speeches
For your friends till they are dead;
Do not write them on their tombstones,
Speak them rather now instead."
- Anna Cummins
For your friends till they are dead;
Do not write them on their tombstones,
Speak them rather now instead."
- Anna Cummins
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Re: Life Thoughts by Ducky
by sitemama on Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:11 pm
Pi, these are hilarious. I really like the last one.
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Re: Life Thoughts by Ducky
by Julie on Mon Apr 26, 2010 11:47 pm
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Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone.~~~JM
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