Senior Moment

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Senior Moment

Post by KariBear on Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:15 pm

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure..'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'

_________________
Live well...we only get one.

KariBear

Posts: 924
Join date: 2009-12-23
Age: 50
Location: Florida
Mood: Happy

Back to top Go down

Re: Senior Moment

Post by Julie on Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:16 pm

roflao Good one!

_________________
This site feels like running free on a playground on a sunny day with the wind in your hair and the birds chirping around you!~~eva

Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone.~~~JM



Julie

Posts: 21210
Join date: 2009-10-14
Location: in my dining room
Mood: Musical

Back to top Go down

Re: Senior Moment

Post by sitemama on Wed Jun 02, 2010 8:52 pm

She didn't really forget. She was willing to take anything, as long as he was fixing it for her. Most wives have to wait on the hubby, and to get one to actually fix something for her, she was just glad to get it..

sitemama

Posts: 21638
Join date: 2009-07-09
Age: 70
Location: in front of my computer
Mood: Happy

Back to top Go down

Re: Senior Moment

Post by KariBear on Wed Jun 02, 2010 10:42 pm

I just loved it and wanted to share it cuz it was soo funny! She couldn't member either! roflao

Toast. I guess the heck with the ice cream, not to mention the whipped cream! Tee hee hee hee!

_________________
Live well...we only get one.

KariBear

Posts: 924
Join date: 2009-12-23
Age: 50
Location: Florida
Mood: Happy

Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum