Redneck Hunters

re-posted later.

Nothing like following directions!

Hey I used to be married to that redneck.

I went to show this to my St Pete Dau and it was gone...Please put it back up...I thought it was a hoot...

Okay. I just didn't want to offend anyone with the REDNECK thing. It's natural for here but people are touchy and I respect that. I thought it was hilarious. Theres alot of jokes I think people would like but I don't whats funny to some people. People are funny here to me because I'm used to California. But for the record, I'll tell you how different it is for me here. When I first got to SC, one of my Aunts was taking me on a siteseeing tour. We were driving along this long, lonely road(scenic, they call it) and there was about 5 acres of these...what looked like beautiful white flowers everywhere. I said" Oh those flowers are beautiful, what kind are they? I had never seen them before. She laughed for about 20 minutes. Finally I said :What are you laughing about? She said..Honey, that's cotton. "Did you think cotton was grown already coming to you packaged in the store?" I'm still getting use to it. I'll re-post it. Thanks for liking it.

concerned, you being in SC and me in NC, we know about red-necks. Ask the ones who came here from the CSO site, and they can tell you, I was married to a red-neck. Right, girls???

Randi, actually helped me get rid of him when I didn't have the money for an attorney to get a divorce, she told me about Legal Zoom. Have been divorced since Sept. 23rd and never want another red-neck in my life.

Mama,

You deserve a distinguished hot gentlemen with lots of money and that will put you on the pedastool you should be on!

Mom, could I just have the 'lots of money and the pedastool' and forget about the gentleman. I think I would rather be alone that to have to deal with another man.

Men can be more trouble than they're worth sometimes!