Redneck Hunters
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Redneck Hunters
These two Hunters were hunting deer way out in the woods one day. One of them tripped over a branch and accidently shot himself, scaring his friend to death. His friend got on his cell phone and called 911. To the operator he yells "My friends dead, help me, we're out in the woods and I don't what to do. You gotta help me man, help me!!" The operator tells him to calm down some and she's going to help him. She says to the Hunter "Okay now, how do you know that your friend is DEAD" The hunter tells her that he's just laying on the ground bleeding and not moving at all. He's yells again for the operator to help him telling her he doesn't know what to do. She says to the Hunter" It's okay, I'm going to help you, but first of all...we have make SURE he's DEAD" The Hunter tells her okay and to hold on for a minute while he sets his phone down. On the other end of the line, the operator hears this..KA-BLAM!!!. The Hunter picks up his cell phone and says" Okay..Now What?
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