Purina Diet

I saw this on someone's facebook status and thought it was too funny not to share

I was at Wal-Mart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line
when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow,
RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina
Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time,
but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out of
most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet
and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every
time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going
to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because
the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and
a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have
all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say........................ now that you've
read it I have to confess, I copied it from someone else.. share and make someone else
smile today

That is a riot!!! Reminds me of self on elevator exclaming "I feel good all under!" (remember that commercial?) Well, I have actually done it several times...Once when accompianed by my daughter who refused to acknowledge that she knew me...

Estee!

PI..great minds think alike! I posted this in the chatter room in the "What are you up to today" thread, lmao!

Lol, Fysty!