Any Medical Concerns?

After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man:
'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical
concerns you would like to ask me about?'

'In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have **** I am usually
cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second
time, I am usually hot and sweaty.'

After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said:
'Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical
concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her:
'Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he
is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first
time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time.
Do you know why?'

'Oh, for Pete's sake - that crazy old fart!' she replied.
'That's because the first time is usually in July,
and the second time is in December

Will I Live To See 80?

>I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I > just turned 59)

> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

> The doctor responded by asking, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

> 'Oh no,' I replied . . . 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

> Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' "I said, 'Not much since my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

> 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said.

> He asked, 'Do you gamble, go on vacations or have a lot of sex?'

> 'No,' I said.

> He looked at me and said, . . . 'Then, why do you even give a shit?

This isn't really a medical problem, but thought each of us should try what this guy had to say:


A doctor on TV said that to have inner peace, we should always finish things we start.

We would then experience more calm in our lives.



I looked around my house to find things I'd started

and hadn't finished,

so I finished off a bottle of Merlot,

a bottle of Chardonnay

....a bodle of B&B,

....a butle of wum,

....tha mainder of Valiuminum scriptins,

....an a box a chocletz.



I luf u frns! Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now.




Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.

Good one, sitemama!
I'm gonna try that one myself!~

This really sounds like something eva would do, not me, as I don't drink anything stronger than pepsi.

sitemama that's what you tell us

I'm serious as a heart attack. I was supposed to go meet fysty, giggles, Estee and Karibear in Florida in July and fysty asked me what I drank, and I told her only pepsis and coffee. I drink coffee till noon, then pepsi after that.

However, I couldn't find anyone to stay with my mom, and I was undergoing some tests, was put on oxygen at night, and doc would not let me fly. I really hated that I didn't get to meet them.

That would have been good to meet up with them, sorry to hear about your Mum. How is she now you have moved in, she must feel a bit more secure now?
like you sitemama I don't drink now but would have a shandy now and again.