The Lighter Side of the Anthony Case

Did you notice CA is wearing her wedding band on her middle finger? Is that a sign? LOL

I think it's a sign of what she really feels about George.

That's what I thought too. LOL

I think it's cause she lost weight and her fingers got skinnier too....

Estee wrote:I think it's cause she lost weight and her fingers got skinnier too....

I think you might be right, Estee.... but it sure looks to me like she has gained back most of the weight she lost. Maybe not all though.

Local Fool Finds Himself Pinned Beneath Short Bus

Posted July 22, 2010 by eggtreenews

-Orlando, FL

Local fool George Anthony awoke with quite a start recently, when he opened his eyes and discovered he was pinned beneath the special-ed short bus driven by daughter Casey’s dimwitted murder defense team. The bus, lovingly deemed the “Turd Herd Mobile” by spectators familiar with the concept of ethics, has already attempted to run down numerous other innocents who had the misfortune of becoming involved with the homicidal harlot’s murder investigation. Among the casualties still stuck to the undercarriage: two pissed off squirrels, total stranger and Sawgrass Apartments viewer Zenaida Gonzales, ex-fiance and all around decent human being Jesse Grund and his father Richard, ex-BFF and personal ATM Amy Huizenga, and Roy Kronk, the small bladdered meter reader who had the audacity to call 911 after discovering baby Caylee’s duct-tape wrapped skull in a filthy piss-filled swamp near the Anthony’s home. Plastered to the bus’s grill (and refusing to say die as they climb up the cab to take care of business) is the dynamic duo of Tim Miller and Mark Nejame of TES.

“It was really weird,” said one witness who watched as George was mowed down. “It’s not even a real bus; its more like an ice cream truck with a bike horn, that can’t go more than about 5 MPH. He had plenty of time to get outta the way as the sad lil thing putt-putted toward him, but he just stood there in a daze like he was sleepwalking, with his finger up his nose, wearing a shirt that said, ‘I Covered Up My Grandaughter’s Murder and All I Got Were These Lousy Molestation Allegations.’ He was just staring at the bus, then looking at his wife behind the wheel…and she was singing, ‘The wheels on the bus go round and round over anyone who gets in my way!’ It was way creepy. Then bam.”

Bam, indeed. But what will happen from here? Will George replace his jello-on-a-slinky with an actual spine, and scream the truth about his hot mess of a daughter before the bus hits a speed bump? Will Mark Nejame and Tim Miller successfully commandeer the bus away from Cindy? How many more people can fit under one mediocre short bus?

Stay tuned to Egg Tree News for developments on this breaking story.

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kh

Colossal Douchebag Throws Temper Tantrum

Posted by eggtreenews in Casey Anthony Trial, Parody News.

-Orlando, FL

Insufferable douchebag with a law license, Jose Baez, threw a great big noisy fuss yesterday on Facebook, when he destroyed his carefully crafted collage of uploaded personal photos in a fit of rage. The collage, a masterpiece of digital scrapbooking the likes of which this world has never seen, took years of arts and crafts time to assemble. Upon completion, the proud Hispanic Hero even graciously set his profile to “public” to share his artistic endeavors with the rest of humanity. However, it was all dismantled in a heartbeat, when Jose discovered that a group of sinister classmates were laughing at his publicly displayed photos just for $hits and giggles.

“I was on the jungle gym at recess when his meltdown started,” said one witness who wished to remain anonymous. “Jose was eating Ho-Ho’s in his shamrock onesy, and looking at nudey mags under the bleachers all alone like usual, when he heard people chuckling about his Facebook pics. Man, was he pissed off… He stormed onto the playground beating his chest like a bloated gorilla, with tears streaming down his cake-smeared face, threatening to tell the teacher.”

It was at this point, claims the witness, that things got even more disturbing. “Its like he channeled his inner Mel Gibson and went f*ing psycho; he kept panting, and shouting they were HIS private pics, and the other kids had no right to look at them without paying him, or at least blowing him. Just totally irrational stuff. Then he grabbed his ass cheeks and waddled off toward the bathroom, saying he would sue the entire school if he had to.”

After voiding his bowels in a hissy fit, and asking the nurse for a new pair of undies, Jose promptly returned to his laptop, face still beet red with fury, and announced over the school’s loudspeaker that he would be changing his Facebook profile to “Private,” thank you very much. And with the click of a button, the world was denied forevermore the fine art skills of Jose Baez. (Unless, of course, we’re honored with a personal invitation to his bachelor pad, where the hard copies of the photos in question are prominently displayed on his refrigerator door, next to Casey’s courtroom doodles. Holding them in place is Jose’s patented magnetic poetry kit, filled with nothing but ummmms and uhhhhhs).

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Love it...

Thanks kh, as usual :)

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Casey Anthony Circus Car Crashes, Injures Two Clowns
08/10/2010

OMG!

OMG!

OMG!

Breaking news…just coming across the wire! In what was described as a near fatal car wreck…



After reading their latest motion, I almost called 911. Really! I couldn’t breathe!

What is turning into, what could become, the pissing match of the decade, Mr. Baez and Mr. Mason have outdone themselves in childish foot stomping and making fisties! I am embarrassed for two grown men and ‘supposed’ lawyers to be behaving like this and I so wish I could be in chambers when Judge Perry reads their latest piffle!

The clowns have filed RESPONSE TO MOTION TO QUASH THE COURT’S ORDER ON DEFENDANT’S APPLICATION FOR SUBPOENA DUCES TECUM FOR THE DOCUMENTS IN THE POSSESSION OF TEXAS EQUUSEARCH BASED ON BAD FAITH in response to Mark NeJame’s motion accusing Anthony’s defense of acting in “bad faith” in trying to access information about volunteers with the group.

It goes beyond the pale and oversteps the boundaries of professional decorum.

The clowns tell Judge Belvin Perry that nothing Mr. NeJame said is true and that NeJame is only looking for fame and glory and NeJame tried to convince Cindy and George to fire Casey’s original clown, blah, blah, blah.

Oh yeah, there isn’t a single legal citation! What a shock, eh?

A few of the priceless nuggets of drivel:

It is apparent that counsel for TES has chosen to not understand the clear and direct theories of defense with respect to his client’s “searching” for the victim. This is really a simple proposition that everyone else seems to grasp.

Uhhh, no, not really everyone grasps wth you are doing!


… if there is evidence of the searches of the area revealing the absence of the remains, then the discovery proves, conclusively, that somebody else had to put the remains there. While this does not necessarily mean that the Defendant was in no way involved in the death of the child (by whatever manner and means), it certainly raises a substantial reasonable doubt as to her culpability.

Say what?…does not necessarily mean that the Defendant was in no way involved in the death…


After the Defense theory emerged, based on information received from Buchanan and Jordan, the State and apparently TES, in tandem, evolved a position that the remains were there, but simply underwater…

Those of you, who have complete and utter faith in Jordan and Buchanan, press your true buzzers now!

… contrary to the bald assertions without justification by TES counsel, the Defense is not remotely interested in “harassing” any witness. All that we want to do is be able to call the identified persons to ask them whether or not they searched the specific area…

Say, would the calls be deemed harassment by the recipients?


With respect to the repeated and somewhat scandalous assertions by TES counsel, the truth of the matter of what happened in the inspection is set forth in attached Affidavit of defense counsel, Mason. See Exhibit “A”. TES counsel, NeJame, was not even present.

Uh, but his staff sure as heck was!

When the review of the other 2 began, somehow, “mysteriously”, local news media (Channel 6 news reporter with cameraman) appeared in the TES lawyer’s private conference reception room and were seen to be surreptitiously filming your undersigned counsel’s efforts to review files.

And how many of you remember that film being aired??? We must have watched it over and over, all the while snickering!


Mr. Mark Nejame first became indirectly involved with this case, when he solicited the Defendant’s family for representation. See Exhibit “B”.

Upon immediately being retained he (NeJame) felt his client’s interests were best served by going on an all out media blitz.

Pot calling the kettle black!

Nejame made constant attempts to interfere with the undersigned’s (Baez)representation of Ms. Anthony by attempting to convince her parents to fire the undersigned and to hire him. See Exhibit “C”.

Okie dokie, sure, uh huh, yuppers, I always believe EVERYTHING Cindy says!

Exhibit “D” also contains information that it has become clear that Texas Equusearch knowingly sent a Journalist to cover one of the searches on Suburban drive, thereby debunking their shameful arguments that the Texas Equusearch Volunteers somehow had an expectation to privacy.

I remember the very tight restriction of information that Lohr had to abide by, don’t you?

Oh, I could just go on and on, but I can’t breathe again!

Really, you must read the motion and the all the attachments.

No, really!

Guaranteed you will be saying, “OMG! I can’t breathe! Somebody call an ambulance!”

My sincerest apologies to clowns everywhere!

Pillpopping Dingbat Takes Up Creative Writing

Posted August 11, 2010 by eggtreenews

-Orlando, FL

The world of literature received a special gift indeed last week, when local whackjob and pillpopper Cindy Anthony thoughtfully squirted a collection of creative writing masterpieces all over humanity. The project, titled “Soundtrack to a Brainfry,” is a veritable smorgasbord of Grade A Anthony Bull$hit, and has been hailed by critics nationwide as one of the most imaginative works ever to grace American literitaure, even outshining daughter Casey’s now legendary 2008 release, the award winning “Portrait of the Kidnapper as an Invisible Nanny.”

“I didn’t think anyone could stretch their imagination any further than Casey, but Cindy really went all out with this one,” said one critic from Orlando’s ‘Daily Bull$hit Buffet and Crapfest.’ “I have to hand it to her, she’s taken storytelling to new heights; the bar has been reset frighteningly high for all future writers. Aspiring authors will undoubtedly now dabble with prescription meds and alcohol hoping to fuel their creativity a la Cindy.”

Most impressive, according to critics and bewildered readers, is Cindy’s seemingly fearless journey into the illogical and surreal corners of the human mind, where paradoxical parallel universes and coded riddles rule supreme over Oxycontin rafts floating atop a margarita sea under pink gum clouds while ashore lay a vast wasteland of vicodin trees and pet hammers and Puerto Rican drug dealers who wanna kill babies and a flimsy bendable obstacle in the space time continuum called “reality” threatens all sacred delusions and morals are the arch enemy.

Or something to that effect.

However, Cindy’s ability to untether herself from her inner Jiminy Cricket and allow her creative spirit to roam buck nekkid through the wilderness has left many scholars simultaneously awestruck and alarmed. Said one reader, “After I read her collection, I kinda had to slap myself in the face a couple times, and take a BIG step back. A couple shots of whiskey later, I came outta the rabbit hole, and was finally able to get my bearings. The power of her writing to suck ya into another dimension is really awesome; its the mark of a genuinely talented storyteller. But dang, that dingbat is one loose mother f***ing cannon…”

Autographed copies of Anthony’s collection are available (for the right price) through new ABC publishing affiliate, The CMA Printing Press and Tattoo Fund. (Some or all proceeds may or may not go to Cindy’s shamrock tramp stamp).

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That was great, snaz! kh

“Soundtrack To a Brainfry:” The Lost Chapters

Posted November 4, 2010 by eggtreenews

Orlando, FL - Everyone remember to thank your lucky stars at the Thanksgiving table this month, because local pillpopping gremlin Cindy Anthony has blessed the world of literature once again with the release of two lost chapters to her masterpiece, “Soundtrack To A Brainfry.” And these marvels of wordsmithery have Nobel Prize written ALL over them. Or at least their very own section of praise in the critically acclaimed DSM-V, due out soon. This rambling, whirling dervish of tomfoolery is one HOT mess. And in this clever marketing ploy, Cindy uses the “lost” chapters to further peel away the layers of insanity within the Anthony tribe, exposing the mangled, twisted dingbat at its core. We’re talkin full. On. Anthony. Lunacy. Dig it.

It’s apparent Cindy diligently studied a copy of fellow pillpopper Courtney Love’s “Guide to Spelling and Etiquette” before embarking on this creative journey. Or maybe she just follows her on Twitter. Whatever the case, Cindy can barely spell her own name, and thrashes around in all kinds of alphabet-soup-style nonsense, and sounds like she just snorted a few lines of oxycontin too many. Courtney would be proud. Maybe they can start a new riot grrrrrrrl band together. Babydoll dresses and barrettes galore! Cindy can break guitars with her pet hammer Fluffy.

Anyway, here’s the first missing chapter in its entirety. Spoiler alert: she waxes both political and religious. That’s right, Our Lady of Big League Chew (and a little crime scene tampering and a lot of lying) talks God and Communism in this first gem. Double whammy. She’s kickin down doors all over the place…

Read more: http://eggtreenews.wordpress.com/2010/11/04/soundtrack-to-a-brainfry-the-lost-chapters/

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Thanks for the morning chuckle J4a...